supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

fascial:

why do homework when you can tumblr

unsharedmemories:

do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?


Paris Hilton does laundry
lemme-holla-at-you:

Xo
oix:

Giltbrook by —SLB— on Flickr.
flowersofcasanova:

sammie-sweet-heart:

HAHAHAHA

LOL

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS

arcticwankies:

relationship status: i’d bang you if you lived closer